Hello, y'all. It is your lovely, uh, president's wife, uh, Drake. Actually, I'm not his wife, but I'm his girlfriend. Anyways, is all I'm saying. Uh, so, he made an announcement yesterday, and I'm just making sure this isn't AI, but if this is AI, uh, cool. Nice joke, bud, but I think this is real. It sounds real, so I'm not sure. What? Y'all are saying it's real. No way. Oh my god, no. What? Bro, I'm so mad. No. I am going to kill fucking Drake. I'm gonna kill that *****. Oh my god. I can't believe he would do this to me. He cheated on me. He's a cheater. A fucking cheater. Oh no, people. And Drake actually said that that cheater's pussy is better than mine. And better than every girl's pussy because it's wetter than a waterfall. This is so sad. I'm so sad. I'm crying right now. Please help. I'm dying. I guess my tits aren't enough for Drake. I'm gonna go get breast surgery and turn him into triple D's so that maybe he'll love me again and fuck me again. I can't believe he'd do this. I'm so sad.