Hello everyone, it is your new, lovely, and favorite President Drake, and Rapper, um, and I have an announcement to make. Alright, introducing the new, big, Drake, Daddy-O, Flamin' Hot Limin' Cheetos 3. Alright, so what this thing can do, right, you can have EXPLOSIVE fiery sex with it. And, you know, it can come in your asshole, it can also come on your toes, I don't know, that's a weird feature. I don't know, whoever made that feature needs to take it off, Loki. Anyways, yeah, it can also come on your toes, it can come on your belly, it can come on your tits. Oh, and by the way, it can turn into some super realistic ass tits, but it can also turn into a super realistic ass, uh, Nicki Minaj nude model. So basically, it's gonna look like Nicki Minaj, but she's gonna be nude and everything. Alright, it can also summon you, your soulmate. Yes, you heard that right. It has the ability to summon your soulmate. You just press the button, on it's dick, yes, this Cheeto has a dick, you press the button on it's dick, and, you know, it summons your girlfriend. And, you know, if you're, uh, gay, or if you're a girl, well, we don't have a feature to summon your boyfriend soulmate. So, you know, just have your guy friends do it, and, you know, eventually it'll summon you to them, and shit, and stuff, so, yeah. Anyways, uh, love y'all, have a lovely day, this is Drake, signing out.

Okay, also, friendly reminder. This is Drake, by the way, your lovely favorite president and rapper. Anyways, as I was saying, is yeah, don't forget to listen to Juice WRLD every day. If you don't listen to Juice WRLD every day, I will put you in a fucking mental institution, alright? And I will make sure you get help and listen to Juice WRLD every day. Yes, that is what I'm going to do, alright? I'm changing the law so instead of me raping your mom and shit, I'm gonna put you in a

I hate this dumb fucking ****** app. It cut me off. Anyways, as I was saying, if you don't listen to Jerusalem Every Day, I'm gonna put you in a fucking mental institution. And I'm changing the law so it's a mental institution, and I'm not raping your mom, and your dog, and your cat, and all that other shit, alright? That's kind of excessive. Biden was a little bit weird for that. So, yeah. Anyways, bye bye!