hello everyone it's your favorite boy drake and your favorite rapper and your favorite president anyways as I say is so I have an announcement to make so your boy drake over here has finally made the big daddy-o drake flaming hot cheeto all right and what this thing can do right obviously you can have explosive fiery sex just like the last one and you know it can you know scare the shit out of them making them come super hard all at the same time just like the last one alright and you know that will even last past Halloween why I don't know and you know I still don't know I still don't fucking understand how I can make a girl come and be so terrified at the same time it'll make any sense to me but you know our scientists work really hard on this so props to them man anyways so there's a new feature on the big daddy-o drake flaming hot cheeto right and you know what this thing can do right is okay you know how witch brooms and stuff work right alright and you know how this thing can fuck you and your asshole really hard even though it's like the tiniest shit ever well yeah now it can also fly alright and so what this thing is gonna do right is gonna go in your asshole right and it's just gonna make you fly and you're gonna be basically you're gonna be fucked into the sky that's basically what's gonna happen you're gonna be fucked into the sky and you know it's not gonna like rip apart your organs or anything

God damn it. I hate this app. I was fucking speaking anyways. It's not gonna rip out your organs or any of that shit It's just gonna stay in your pussy or asshole, and you know you're just gonna fly around on it, and you know You get to ride it. I mean how cool is that so basically you have a flying broomstick in your pocket and That you can have sex with at any time explosive fiery sex to

Okay, and before I forget, uh, you must listen to Juice WRLD every day. Don't forget that law. That is the most important law in your entire life. You must listen to Juice WRLD every day. Because if you don't listen to Juice WRLD every day, you'll be put in a fucking mental institution and you're a fucking ******. Alright, so don't be a ****** and don't get put in a mental institution. I love you all, and yeah, I'm gonna help you get the help you need.

Why did I deadass listen to that whole thing?