Alright guys, so, uh, I'm back and it's your boy Drake and you know your favorite rapper president and everything and I have a Very interesting announcement to make and I don't know if I should do this if we should release it or not But we found a way to make the Cheetos basically come to life so to speak and You know how we just gave it the new update Where it turns into like a hot Cheeto pocket pussy, right and you know that well, there's also Can now basically turn into anything I don't know how I don't understand it's brought it's talking to me right now It just said it wants to fuck everyone and make everyone lose their virginity I don't know what the fuck's going on there but Yeah, so, you know Yeah Here, I'll let you hear it. I want to fuck everyone and make them lose their virginity Okay, I don't know why it sounds like me but you know, it's it's whatever anyways Uh, so yeah, there's that anyways these bad boys They can also fucking They can turn into a taco and you can actually eat them they're actually okay with that. Oh, yes, please eat me mommy Or I mean daddy daddy Drake, please eat me. Oh fuck. Yes Mmm Fuck yes. Thank you. Daddy. Drake. Oh, I am NOT eating him I don't know what the fuck he's trying to say. He's I'm not eating him I don't know where that Cheetos been just saying anyways I

Okay, so, uh, I was in the middle of speaking, but the dumb app caught me, uh, cut me off. Uh, so, you know, uh, don't forget to listen to Juice WRLD every day, everyone, because that is the most important thing that you have to do. You have to listen to Juice WRLD every day. Uh, it has been scientifically proven that, uh, Juice WRLD can boost your overall mood and just make you happier, and that's why we put

Okay, the app fucking cut me off. But anyways, that's why we put y'all in a mental institution When y'all don't listen to Juice WRLD because it is scientifically proven to help boost your mood And how is it scientifically proven that listening to a random artist Boosts your mood? I don't fucking know. Juice is just the GOAT man. Okay, that man was like God. Okay, I'm not gonna lie He was like a little rap God and you know, he was just in his own

He was just in his own league, bro. And, you know, um, you know, to everyone who don't think he's a fucking rap god and this and that, or ifn anybody, I don't give a fuck, okay? I'm the fucking president, for fuck's sake. Who the fuck cares, alright? If you fucking care, that is not my fucking problem, alright? Anyways, I love y'all. Again, don't forget to lose a G-Sword every day. And, peace!