Oh my fucking god. I made a song, guys, and I completely fucking deleted it. Alright, well, here's the thing, right? So you know how Biden has a 9-inch **** and everything? Well, that shit is obviously fucking false. Alright, anyways, here's the song that I was gonna sing. It's your lovely favorite President Drake singing here, so yeah, just keep that in mind. Anyways, I'm a cum monster. I love to eat fucking cum, and I love to murder it every day, and I love big juicy ass tits. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, but I'm probably cumming inside a cat. Yes, you heard that right, I'm cumming inside a cat. And I'm fucking that cat's pussy really hard, and I have cum in my eyes. And you know, you wonder how a ***** has cum in his eyes, right? Well, here's the thing. Here's how a ***** has cum in his eyes. So a girl sits on your fucking eyelids and just cums all over it. To the point where the cum is permanently in your eyes. So now you have cummy eyes. You have cum eyes. Alright, and that's what I have. I have cum eyes. I have amazing cum eyes. They actually help me see so much better. And you know, they actually help me see girls naked even though they have clothes on. Yep, definitely true. I definitely have that ability. Don't tell my mom that. Please don't tell my mom that.