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Alright everyone, it's your lovely, favorite, President Drake, and you know what's up, so, we got the new Drake Flamin' Daddy-O Cheeto comin' up, alright, it's droppin' one hour from now, and I'm here to announce it and tell you what it's all about, tell you all the new features, anyways, so, one of the new, uh, features, is, you know, how, like, previously, this didn't really work for guys, it would kinda just vibrate against your dick, and that's all you could do, well, yeah, now, we've upgraded it, and, there's, uh, a version for males, or, actually, no, you just press a button, and it turns into, uh, basically a Hot Cheeto Pocket Pussy, and, you know, uh, but what's cool about this, is it actually simulates the temperature of an actual female's pussy, so, you know, it actually feels real, so, that's cool, and, don't forget, you can fly in the air while you do that, um, I don't know how that would work against your balls, we haven't tested that, like, it's gonna, like, I don't know, because, like, the air pressure of it making you fly up, I don't know how that's gonna work, we haven't tested that yet, um, let me, let me, let me ask them if we tested it, we might have, actually, okay, so, they tested it, and, uh, they said that you can't do that, you can't, so, you're just gonna have to ride it through your asshole, or whatnot, but, yeah, you can't do that, because if you do, your balls will literally fuckin' pop, and I know y'all don't want that, so, don't do that, anyways, don't forget to listen to Juice Wrld every day for me, I love y'all, bye bye!
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