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Alright bro, so I have an announcement to make. Y'all know this is your lovely favorite president and rapper Drake speaking. And you know, you know how y'all love my 9 inch **** and everything. And you know, you love what a big Juice WRLD fan I am and everything. Well I'm gonna need you to beat Biden up, alright? And the reason why I need you to beat Biden up, right? Is because, um, this ***** said he had a bigger dick than me. And I don't fuckin' believe him. So, you know, you just need to beat him up just because of that alone. Also, this guy is really fuckin' weird. Because like, he don't like, um, like the law he made. About listening to Juice WRLD everyday. I respect that law. But one problem. Alright, he said he's gonna rape your fuckin' mom, your dog, and your horse, and all this other shit. And that was just like the most excessive and weird ass shit. This man is a fuckin' rapist. And he's making a law so he can, uh, get off and make sure everyone listens to Juice WRLD. It is just some bullshit. So, you know, uh, instead of that, though, we're gonna have everyone put in a mental institution. So, if you don't listen to Juice WRLD everyday, we will put you in a mental institution. And we will make sure you get the help that you need. Because obviously, you are super depressed if you're not listening to Juice WRLD everyday. Like, I can't believe there are people that don't listen to Juice WRLD everyday. We're gonna try to catch everyone, and track their phones and everything. But obviously, we can't catch everyone. But we're gonna try. We're gonna try our best. Anyways, yeah, it's your lovely president, uh, and rapper, Drake, signing out. Love y'all in the most non-gay way possible. Bye-bye.
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