Hello everyone, it is your lovely favorite President Biden here speaking, and, you know, I've been thinking, right, so, I decided to try microwaving cows, instead of milfs, and you know, it just doesn't turn me on the same, so, you know, y'all can still microwave your milfs, um, but no, your President Biden is super horny and lonely, okay, and, you know, I'm so lonely that I want to buy a prostitute, man, mm-hmm, yep, I'll buy a prostitute, and I've decided that since I've bought a prostitute, I might as well change the law on prostitution, so, I hereby, Biden, declare that prostitution is no longer illegal, and I also hereby declare that you can suck my tiny little dick, you ******, I'm kidding, my dick isn't tiny, it's actually super big, it's nine inches, mm, yeah, that's why girls love me so much, you ever wonder why, um, uh, people leave a great review on ishiscottgood.com, yeah, that's why, because it's nine inches, okay, anyways, uh, love y'all, uh, have a great day, don't forget to listen to Juice WRLD every day, and I'll see you later, bye!

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