Oh, my fucking gosh, Nicki Minaj, get over here. Get over here. Bro, we just fucking leaked the audio of our sex tape. What the fuck are we gonna do, Nicki? Now everyone is gonna know we're fucking, like, holy fuck! Fuck, man! Shit! We're so fucked! Damn it! Oh, man, now everybody's gonna think their favorite president is weird because I'm a cat boy.