hello everyone it is your lovely favorite president Biden here and I got an announcement to make I'm making a new law the new law is you must find Biden a girlfriend okay Biden right now aka me is super lonely and I like absolutely need a big baddie thick bitch okay but here are the requirements okay one they must have the best-looking kitties you've ever seen two they must have the best-looking ass you've ever seen three they must love juice world four they must love Travis Scott Post Malone and just a bunch of rap music in general and be super open-minded five they must be a fucking huge gamer specifically the games that she needs to play is GTA and fortnight and she needs to be open-minded to other games she just needs to be open-minded in general okay so yes please go find your lovely favorite president Biden here a girlfriend okay because I'm super lonely and depressed and need me a girlfriend so yeah and make sure they got that ass okay and also a friendly reminder there's another law that was recently made and if you don't listen to juice world every day I will fucking rape you your children in your dog so you must listen to juice world every day one juice world song it could be released unreleased I don't care we are tracking all phones so you know we know this shit so yeah you must listen to juice world so and if I were to ever break that law me personally

I would kill myself if I ever broke that law. I can't believe there's people out there who don't listen to Juice Wrld every day. It's just fucking unbelievable. I mean, can you believe it? They don't love their lovely president enough to listen to one Juice Wrld song a day? I can't believe that shit. That shit is heartbreaking, man.