Has someone ever used the excuse of we never have *** anymore as a reason for cheating? I think this is one of the dumbest reasons. If you have this issue, you should just bring up your partner. I mean, even in the reality TV show, The Vanderpump Rolls, Tom Sandoval, who is cheating on, well, his long-time girlfriend of nine years, Ariana, he even used this as an excuse to to have an affair.