Flashback three and a half years ago to our fall league of softball. My wife's family always has a softball team every year in their church league and our team consists of my wife, her three other sisters, their husbands, my father-in-law, myself and normally one random girl that normally changes from year to year. Just a little backstory, my wife is 135 pounds but also has a generously large behind for her size and I being a male enjoy smacking it for obvious reasons. To me making the third out by catching a fly ball in left center and jogging into the dugout behind everyone. Upon reaching the dugout I see my wife in front of me walking and I decide to take my baseball glove, reach back and slap her on the ass. Immediately something fell off, I smack my wife's ass a lot. She enjoys it and she knows I enjoy it. The reciprocating ripple that normally can be felt through the slapping behind normally was not felt. My wife's sister turns around. She is much much much more conservative when it comes to intimacy or even being promiscuous and my jaw drops. I thought you were Zelda I babbled. I start panicking because I just spanked my sister-in-law's ass in front of the entire game and didn't want to be murdered by my wife. I turn some shade of red and start contemplating how to injure myself so I can get away from my soon to be death. Luckily my wife and all her sisters are practically clones of each other. Blonde hair, blue eyes and extremely beautiful. My wife being the best out of all of them. They have been mistaken for each other over the other ones their entire lives. This is nothing new. They all laugh and I am still made fun of every time we play. I now always make sure to look at my wife's face prior to spanking her bottom, in public anyways. My wife loves bringing this story up to embarrass me now.