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So this happened about two weeks ago and honestly the moment it happened I considered writing this post but felt that in light of making the mistake of sending my Johnson out I might give myself some time to make sure I want this to live online forever. So my family was already told just about everyone they know the story so I figured I'd bring it all of you into the fold. So here we go. My girlfriend and I had been together for about three years and I'm deeply in love with this girl. She is decent beyond words, fun, funny and frankly I couldn't imagine a better relationship. Her mother had offered me her grandmother's ring for our engagement which I consider a tremendous honor. After dealing with the anxiety of toting around this family heirloom for two weeks and leaving it in the possession of a jeweler for cleaning and resizing I just wanted to get the engagement over with. Now I know that might sound like the most romantic way to describe my engagement but I was nervous. It wasn't the most romantic way, it's just the way it was. I get home, get down on one knee and she says yes. It was a moment I won't soon forget. Then, then I got creative on really burning into my memory. Now in my opinion everyone more or less does their engagement announcements the same way. Holding hands, close-up on with the ring on or the couple's pic with the open hand across the dude's chest and the ring visible. It's been done to death I thought. So I proposed to my now fiancee that we do something funny and different and she agrees. We settle on taking a picture of me completely naked lying in bed with her hand in the foreground covering my crotch with the ring on. The picture is hilarious and we sent out to my family group chat. I mean this is my naked body after all, clearly for my family's eyes only. As it turns out the picture was taken on live mode. When you held it down my girlfriend's hand would move out of the way leaving a perfect shot of me as naked as day I was born grinning from ear to ear doing finger guns. I received a message from my brother-in-law informing us that the picture is live, that my sister was the one to discover it and he follows it up with a picture of her in a shocked state of bewilderment. My mother got it too, same mistake. Her first unsolicited dick pic at the age of 61 from her son no less. Needless to say it's a story that will be told despite my protest for the remainder of my days.
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