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So my daughter just turned three. Her communication skills are getting better by the day. So that day for some reason her tummy was giving her issues so she was being difficult about eating. It was a cycle of her saying she was hungry, then a little back and forth, what was going to be eaten, and then finally her taking one **** and saying she was done. Not even saying there was a problem. Literally, cool, this was good, I'm full for the next three minutes. Anyway, after applesauce, PB&J, and pasta being prepared for no reason, I got the third all done, 30 seconds after dropping the plate with her and I got a little frustrated. Real quick side note, I try not to give my daughter too much baby talk, as in I don't like to have to dump things down for her if it's unnecessary. Especially because I'm bilingual so there's a whole other layer of development to have to be mindful of when I'm freely swapping languages. So I try to keep it fairly down to earth if I can to help her in the long run. Unless we're playing some sort of other situation where I would be like a character or something. Anyway, so I'm a little frustrated and I'm in a casual mode, so after the third and final meal I slip up and I go, oh come on man, are you fucking with me? And without missing a beat she says, no I'm not fucking with you, and it just kind of stopped me in my tracks. It was supposed to be more of a comment, I mumbled to myself, but she fed it right back to me and I kind of wanted to laugh, but also kind of felt a little embarrassed for it, while I also was having let her know that I'd prefer if she didn't say that for those reasons. Yeah I know, it's not all that crazy, but I thought it was kind of noteworthy one way or the other and couldn't think of a better sub to share it on.
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I feel like your daughter is super super smart and you're an awesome dad. I hope you have a good day.
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