So we had just finished having a wholesome breakfast of eggs, potatoes, and cinnamon bread my wife had made, and I hopped in the shower. Now when I shower, I listen to a Bluetooth speaker, mostly YouTube, and midway through the shower my wife unlocked the door and busted in claiming she had to pee. Now I'm a private person, I always shower with the door locked, but obviously she isn't. After she finished, she asked if she could come in the shower, but I was in the midst of shaving my legs. Yes, I'm a guy, I just don't like to have body hair. And I told her no because I had to raise her in my hand and our shower was just way too small for two people. She said fine and walked away. Shortly after her departure, my audio goes out and I hear the sound of a cat meowing angrily into a microphone, blare out of my speaker. This is followed by a series of animal noises and slew of additional videos including such gems as top 3 Minecraft songs and 3 hours of farting. Sure enough she had stolen my phone. I got out of the shower when she started blasting Victory Royale fanfare. When she saw me, she started dabbing furiously and ran away. This behaviour continued for at least 10 more minutes before I was finally able to get my phone back.