What type of water is best? Sparkling or still?

Still, if you're drinking sparkling water that's just pins and needles in your mouth.

Sparkling, let's get some bubbles in this water, huh?

Still.

Still water, always, for sure. Especially when you're very thirsty. I've never been very thirsty and ever had my thirst quenched by sparkling water. Definitely.

I like still water or I guess de-still water. That's the best water, man. Especially if you could put some lemon in there, man. Or cucumbers, like if you just sit with the cucumbers in it, that's the best water, bro.

Anyone who says Sparklin is a serial killer.

I don't know what's a sparkling water or still water. I just like regular water

I really like carbonation and so I would prefer sparkling water.

Still water all the way. Sparkling water is way too spicy.

The fact you even said still, I know you're a psychopath. I know you're a psychopath.