Oh man, this one was a medical emergency. So, sex life needed a little spice. I was with my girlfriend and I suggested she get a book and pick a position or pick a new activity. So, you know, she goes into the bathroom, takes a bath, is reading the book for a few hours and, you know, come bedtime, usually around 9 p.m., we start to engage in sex and foreplay and it's super pleasurable and I start to feel fingers caressing, you know, my butt and never had this before but, you know, I decided to just lean into it. You know, after all, it was my suggestion to spice things up. So, I finally feel a finger and then to my surprise, I feel the one and only vibrator that my girlfriend had sort of pushed inside me and it's a small one. So, you know, honestly, it didn't feel that bad but she didn't know what she was doing and turned it on and pushed it too far. And next thing you know, I'm in the ambulance, we're on the way to our hospital while a vibrator that's still vibrating is stuck up my butt.

But while it was vibrating in your ass while you were in the ambulance did that feel good?