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All right, so somebody once told me like eating the ends of a chicken wing where you're kind of like eating like a crunchy pork crackling. So I tried it and never expected this to happen. I must not have chewed one properly, but it got lodged in my throat to dislodge it. I, you know, I eat some bread and try to drink some soda pain persisted, but it was no big deal. And the morning after I woke up with tremendous pain in my throat and my chest. And I went to the public hospital down the road like it was just so bad. And the doc noticed that I had a quote unquote crunchy throat when pressing on it and immediately sent me off to get an x-ray. Well, the crunching feeling was air that had shifted into parts of my neck that shouldn't be. And so apparently that's considered a critical medical condition. And there's a 20% chance of mortality. It's so rare that it's like 3.1. It happens like one case in every 3.1 million people. And so I was waiting on the results of the CT scan to show up and try to get surgery. Luckily, no big deal. Like it ended up being fine. They were able to like massage the air out. But I'll never eat another fucking chicken wing like that again. And that was the time that I knew that I fucked up.
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