All right. Well, my significant other was at work. She asked me to pick up tampons on her way home She's a bartender and didn't want to stop at a store at a late night when she got off. So I Forgot, of course until about 30 minutes before she gets off work So I jump in the truck call ass to the nearest 24-hour mega store and while making my journey I rolled on the music blast some music to enjoy the summer air And you know, we had plans to binge watch new girl when she got off. So basically My mind starts wandering in itself and says what can I do to add a little romance to this situation? Should I cover the bed in some Dove chocolates? Maybe some flowers? And I'm still sort of churning on some ideas as I get to the store retrieve the items and start my truck back home I make it home before her and I'm like, hey, you know what? Romance isn't nearly as great as comedy and I get home I break open the box and I use the tampons to spell out anal on the bed And so my significant other gets home. She goes straight to the room to chair I follow her in and she is so pissed off at me. She takes a picture Absolutely loses it on me tonight cancels the binge You know not must have had a bad joke or like maybe I guess you shouldn't spell out anal with tampons on your significant Other's bed. You

Maybe you should smell that evil topos! I need to see this as soon as possible! That was the greatest thing I've heard all day!