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#tifu by accidentally moaning Ben Shapiro’s name during sex
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All right, this story is actually from a female friend of mine, but she gave she wrote it out and gave me permission to use it so She wanted to preface this by saying that Ben Shapiro sucks and that she's in no way attracted to him But like that's kind of why this is such a monumental fuck-up. So she found herself, you know amused by Ben Shapiro memes You know listen to some interviews Some things like in response to Megan Thee Stallion song WAP whatever and found it all like really really fucking funny so she went out one night met up with a Tinder date and things were going well and you know, they're like You know one thing led to another they started having sex and like he whispered in her ear Like you're so wet which to her brain for whatever reason like brought back that interview about Ben Shapiro, so she whispers back to him. Don't tell Ben Shapiro and According to her like everything completely broke down Sex stopped the guy left in the huff in the middle of the night and she's never talked to him So, you know, you fucked up by whispering Ben Shapiro into a potential sexual partner's ear while you're doing the deed Please people do not do that.
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