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Alright, so it was about time to go to bed and before I went to the bathroom, you know, I popped a warhead, a sour candy in my mouth. You know, whatever, I like warheads. Sue me. But anyway, I went to the bathroom, stripped down and hopped in the shower and just as I put my head in the shower to rinse my face, like the warhead slipped back in my throat and sort of got stuck and I couldn't do anything but just like make all of these fucking sounds that like cavemen like sounds but like basically trying to yell for help. I was on a trip with my parents, so luckily they were there and they barged in to find me, you know, cheeks out, balls of dangling, completely naked, making these caveman sounds on the floor of the bathroom and their initial reaction is what you would expect. They realized, you know, like, oh my God, what the hell is going on, but quickly realized I was choking, jumped out of bed and they gave me the Heimlich maneuver. It actually really, really fucking hurts, but like it worked. The warhead shot out of my throat and landed on the carpet and I was left there as a, you know, a naked teenage dude lying butt ass naked in front of my concerned parents. I had no idea how to react, but thankfully I have my life, but man, that was a tough one to live down.
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