Alright, this one's bad. This one's really bad. So I was laying with my girlfriend in bed and we were watching some funny videos on YouTube and we started laughing pretty hysterically and I started laughing so hard that I accidentally let one rip. I farted as loud as any fart that I've ever heard. To her credit, you know, she sort of stared at me but then started laughing because it was so funny and that made me laugh. So we started laughing and as I kept laughing, I mean, I just couldn't stop it. There was so much pressure on my stomach and I just started farting again and again. It was like a machine gun. And again, you know, she starts to laugh and we're sort of like the situation's escalating until, you know, I thought I'd really go for it. I'd make one final push. And so I tried to fart as loud as I possibly could because I wanted to end on a huge one. And I pushed down and oh my god, this time it was not a fart and that's when I knew that I fucked up.

I don't even know what to say to that my man. Oh my god.