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#tifu by thinking my laser hair removal nurse was complimenting my asshole
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Alright, well this one's super embarrassing for a number of reasons. So I'm a man and I went to go get laser hair removal and I went to go get it from my butthole. And it was my first time doing it, never been before, didn't really know what to expect. So I'm laying on my side and the lady's working on my rear. She looks at my hand and she sees this ring that I got and it's my engagement ring. She goes, oh my god, nice ring that you have there. And of course, I'd never been there before, forgot I was wearing the ring in the first place, just sort of had it on naturally. And it just made sense that the nurse was complimenting me. So still on my side, I turn over and I say, thank you, but it'll be a lot nicer when it's hairless. Cue the awkward silence, she laughs, and then finally we just sit there in silence for the rest of the important. I dash out, never going back.
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