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#tifu by popping a forbidden pimple
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This wasn't a day, this was actually a few months ago. I get a lot of pimples on my face, not a lot at once, just usually one or two that will last a week or so until I pop them or they go away. Every so often I get painful under skin pimples to the point you can actually see the lump in my skin but no pimples slash red or a whitehead. I usually get them near my nose or on my neck but this time I got one right next to my ear. Unlike previous ones, this one was not only extremely painful, it was also ridiculously big. I couldn't stand to see it even when I looked in the mirror. It had been over a week and it showed no signs of coming to the surface and it was giving me bad headaches and earaches so I decided to try and pop it under the skin. It took about a half hour of unbearably painful squeezing but I finally heard a little squish and had instant pain relief. It was still quite sore but no longer felt like I was going to erupt out of my face. Fast forward two days later, I was riding my bike about 25 kilometers an hour on the hill past my house when all of a sudden I just fell off the bike and slipped down the road on my side leaving a considerable amount of skin behind. I had no idea why I had fallen as I was turning or doing anything unusual. I hobbled home and put some antiseptic on my road rash and slept all afternoon. The next day I went to the doctor to get the road rash treated and dressed properly. While I was there he asked me something that prompted me to tell him about my ear pimple situation. He checked my ear and told me that I had not in fact popped a pimple but my preocular lymph node caused an infection in my ear which is why I had lost balance on my bike. I was off my bike for about a week before I started riding again and then I stacked it again and tore my MCL. That's another story.
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