I started hooking up with this guy from Tinder. He lives with his brother in an apartment, and his mother comes occasionally to spend time with them. We decided to indulge in a little herb smoking one night. The munchies kicked in around 2am, so we made some potato wedges in the air fryer. Came back and spooned to sleep. I woke up the next morning with a morning wood pressed to my butt. This for some reason turned me on, and we proceeded to have lazy spooning sex at 6.30am. Midway through it, we heard his apartment's main door open. Tinder dude stopped and got up confused. I was still lying on the bed wearing his t-shirt and boxes, which were pulled down to my knees. Ass visible in all its glory. Now, I was still under the impression that his room's door was locked. I was wrong. His mother opened the door, and I swear she had the same expression as the shocked Pikachu meme. She immediately closed the door. I ran into the washroom and got dressed, and hid inside for a good 20 minutes, trying to figure out if jumping from the washroom window would be a good escape plan or not. Turns out she came home early to take the dog, who was in the same room with us the entire time, for her vet appointment. I left as soon as she left. She later had a conversation with her 22 year old son about consent and respecting women. She asked him if I was his girlfriend, to which he had to explain to his very chaotic mother that we're just two friends trying to figure things out. Spoiler, we ended up dating. Thankfully, his mother joked it off the next time we met, saying, hi, I'm a Tinder guy's mom. I didn't get a chance to introduce myself the last time we met. Real spoiler, I'm not a woman.