Alright, so I think I fucked up by lying to my wife for 13 years. My wife hates orange and lime flavored candies. I love them. Well, I love the orange at least. The lime is decent. So she passes on the orange starburst to me and the green skittles to me. She passes the orange and the green gummy bears to me. This has been happening for like 13 years. What she doesn't know is that the green Haribo gummy bears are actually strawberry. So shortly after we married, for one reason or another, I looked at the back of the gummy bear package and discovered this. I haven't said a thing for 13 years. Every time we get gummy bears, every time she gives me the orange and the green, which is strawberry. Never said a word. I enjoy eating my little eyes. Until last night. We had some gummy bears. She opened them and she handed me the orange and the green ones. But after a few minutes, she started looking at the back of the bag and I saw her. And then I saw her eyes get real big. She turned to me and asked if I'd known the green bears were strawberry. She said she always thought they were lime. I was honest and I said, yeah, I knew. And the look of betrayal on her face was unreal. She asked me how long I've known and I was honest. I told her as long as we've been married. She quick give me the gummy bears she didn't like. And she was even eating the orange ones out of spite. I don't think I'm going to get any more of the gummy bears that I like after this. So I guess I'm buying my own.