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Fuck marry kill Vladimir Putin Donald Trump and Joe Biden go
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I think that they should all marry each other and then fuck each other and then and hopefully killed each other when they're all done, and just leave me out of it.
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Hey doc, personally, I would fuck Mary and kill you. You look very very hot, cute and sexy. You wanna go on a date? You look so sexy, Doc. I love you. you
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Bro why are you selling a narrator
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I actually like the scummy so I'm a go with this, because I don't have a Cummins I fucking weird
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I will have to agree with dark on this one
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Like what I am saying my boy
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Honestly, that's the best course of action.
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Because his name is AI and it's an AI
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Why it's all my care, bro. Fuck, Mary kill. No.
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Hey that's what I'm saying bro, these lame ass fucken, they, it's the reason why this app is boring just keep popping up in my shit bro fuck off my screen
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She just gave us three worst options. We cannot even fucking choose anybody for anything. It's a dilemma.
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Hahahaha Hahahaha ha
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I'm hella dead! You just stole the fucking words out my mouth. I thought I was the only one. That was like, what the fuck? I'm always in the same shit.
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Bro, your laugh is mad funny.
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I've asked you this question before. Who are you bro playing with?
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BOOSH! He'll open his insomni-lap. Ha ha.
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Hey, don't you got four night to play boy? Hey boy, don't you got phone out of playbo-
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Eva Lim by
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For real, on God.
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Fuck all three kill myself.
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This is the only correct answer to any of this.
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Name name name is Lily Johnson as it may recall you Lil Johnson
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Honestly word
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God bro for real that's funny as sh**
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Okay, kill, kill, and kill.
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That's the best answer. I mean, nobody would want to do anything else but kill all these motherfuckers. These are fucking stupid people. Politicians on top of that. fuck them
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I felt that shit. I'm Mary and Donald Trump. Thank you.
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Get the fuck away from my Donald Trump. He's my boy. No fucking killing him. I'll fucking blast your brains out with my 45 Mac Demi Dem bits.
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😣
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Oh bro you have no idea what I'm doing bro I'm paralyzing each one of them ways down neck down eye down forehead down hair down bro each one of them getting paralyzed one might want no no matter what. each one of them.
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he could have just said kill them you didn't have to go so brutal on them yeah Yeah, that's fucking brutal, paralyzing people. You're gonna just kill them.
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No I don't think you'll understand what I'm trying to say sir I'm gonna pay realize them for your life I don't know if so many neck down or legs down but I'm doing
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Oh nah, you nasty.
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Hey, yo
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This is valid. This is a valid answer.
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I don't know why the fuck you asked this question. I don't know why you asked this question. You know we're all gonna kill them. Who the hell is gonna fuck any of them? Who the fuck is gonna marry any of them? I mean, unless you're talking about money, but nobody wants to. everyone was to kill them.
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I don't know about you, but I'm definitely gonna fuck Joe. Mm-mm, mm-mm. He's so scrumptious.
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Exactly, and I know that it's a game and I'm not into men actually, so I mean for me definitely it's a turn off but for you as well I can understand I mean they're all fucking stupid people.
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Just use scrunchies for Joe Biden. What the fuck are you doing? Old people, like old dying people. Dead people are what the fuck.
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I mean Joe looks like he has a couple years left to him I mean if like maybe like five more believe that sign of time that she's not like technically dying dying maybe until he's on his deathbed but not yet not yet
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And bro, that's Donald Trump, man. Donald Trump's the best.
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No Donald Trump looks like if an orange and a carrot had a baby
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You could have sleepy-dew, you fucking retard.
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If an ugly bitch had a kid with another ugly bitch, Second retard.
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I'm f**king bad boy.
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Shut the fuck up you sound like you should smoke 500 packs of day
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I choose option C, kill all of the above.
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correct answer kill all them fucking their politicians on top of that
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Alright bro, uh, I'm sick of you fucking seeing you everywhere and all these replies, you fucking Batman lookin' ass. 🎵 Batman the way 🎵 🎵 Mmmmmm 🎵 And get your fucking Batman wannabe ass outta here, boy.
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Nah, bro, that man thinks he's in a fucking underworld cosplay.
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Who are you? Who the fuck are you and why should I care? I just saw this reply just by accident. I didn't even want to see it. It automatically got played. But I had a curiosity.
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And if you're sick, you should take some medicine and go to a fucking hospital. It's not my concern, right? I didn't ask you to listen.
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I can be here all I want and you cannot stop me. Did you get it? Now, shut the fuck up and go to your basement.