Whats your best pick up line to get a girls attention?

bro that should fire bro

hahahaha this is as funny as hell.

Bro that is the funniest shit All I Gotta say is you got a W raise

I would jump out the nearest window.

Smash.

I can't lie out yeah that was very good that's pretty good good job

And you put the Ellen lesbian

What does this mean?

See, I think that worked on me. and me up

Where are you I'm really nervous I shirt

Nah, cause I'm seeing you everywhere with this.

Bring it over to my god damn page. Fuck, I don't show ass.

Aerial sale but Mejia on your profile you literally have if IQ goes guys I miss you

You and my cat had something in common. Y'all are both fucking pussies. So happy to share it.

Not cool man.

Oh look at you! I clearly see that you're on this app but you're still not responding to my reply. What are you scared?

For real like for real can I marry

Bitch, what are you fucking ate?

Bro who are you and what the fuck are you talking about I don't remember you do you look like every other bitch

I mean I'm not a Triche I'm not like easy you know but if a guy came up and said some shit like that to me I'll be like damn you very straightforward I thought so that

Oh yeah baby I'm a towel really fat for the ass

Oh my god are you the actor Pamela Adlon the actor for Bobby Hill from king of the hill I'm such a huge fan oh my God

Let me go suck that dick!

No, that one was actually like so good. That was a really good one like Honestly, I was thinking you could get one Um... But yeah. That was actually a really good one.

This was actually a really good one. A really really really really really really good one. boys should start using this one a lot but yeah

Hey Jayla your emoji's looking quiet nice let me get that snap baby girl

Excuse me lady are you willing for some dick I got free ones maybe it's not free but $20

Nah, cause you playin' look, I'm just puttin' like this, you a whole bakery and all I'm I'm trying to do is get a slice of cake.

I go hold you bruh, I have no fucking words

FBI, open up!

ARGH

Ha ha, flute stridling.

Daddy.

Hey Desmond, keep a kunne, remember? Dis not carry aimosari?"

Man can you just fucking shit the fuck up like this shut it

frick

Hey I'm gonna be straight up with you don't say that shit ever again fuck that shit was corny as fuck

This one is the best so far but yeah, I love it! Hahahaha!

I don't know what you're doing. Are you crying or laughing? Like I'm just confused