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Fuck Mary Kill cartoon edition. So we got SpongeBob, Danny Phantom, and Beast Boy. who you choose then.
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I'm choosing killing myself.
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This is the most relatable thing I've ever seen on this app and I love it.
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Real.
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I think you're you're correct bro. Fucking marrying cartoons. Oh what world has come down to? What's going on around here? No idea.
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What are you guys talking about? SpongeBob is hot!
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Then kill yourself. If it's relatable, kill yourself. Take a gut... Okay, that's too far, but kill yourself.
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Yeah LOL
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manchmal
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Dura Shebech
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Yes bro, relatable.
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Yeah
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I'm fucking Danny Phantom I'm marrying beast boy and I'm killing the SpongeBob
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I'm up on a lot of you, Hailey. I'm the real life resident of Danny Fenton. and he fiddly bombs his blanks, so like, when he coming over, type shit.
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Well you got no fucking way you better get that shit out now
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What are you on this but I can literally shape shift if you want him to have the biggest song in the world you got it do you want to have a fat ass pussy in the world fat poo poo you got it yeah fuck beast boy me a married
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Miss you had me for a second but then I thought beast boy this is an animal he's gonna shape shifted to another animal are you gonna be caught up for bestiality girl
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Yes that's exactly what I'm saying
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Honestly, same.
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It is the one Danny phantom sexy as fuck but I love this boy I can be the rest of my life with Fisher
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Yo, do not disrespect my voice puns, you gotta marry him right now, fuck kill beast boy right now
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You're only killing SpongeBob because it's the only thing with more holes than you.
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Exactly that's exactly what I was gonna say in that exact order
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First of all, spongebob's my boo so everybody in the comments can like just shut up because that's he's already mine and you guys can't take him away from me. Cough, cough, cough.
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Happy SpongeBobbing. Happy... I don't know, I don't know. I mean, how to sympathize with empathize with you, I mean, can't even relate to what's going on here.
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The guy done had SpongeBob doing moves on my dick, what you mean, bro?
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That's your man. That's your man. Let's be literal.
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Ducheh jimmyaking Ducheh jimmyaking Ahun Ducheh jimmyaking SILENCE ahun ahun ahun ahun quoting line right k? In a Dal tours she saw the from a oh...!
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What, already b reopening it?
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First of all, he would never cheat on me.
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Don't come for us like our relationship is solid
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Bitch, you pussy smell like a walk in STD. How about that?
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Personally come from an experience grown man I think I would probably both fuck all them
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Hell yeah, brother. See this man right here, this man knows what's up.
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Oh god, brother!
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Here we go, brother. I'm right there with your brother. Oh, God. Every day of the way I'm right there with you brother
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No! Brother, that's right! Brother, that's right!
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Shut up bitch!
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Yes sir I'm off work I'm off but fuck I'll die
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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And God brother Siri
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This is definitely the most relatable thing I've seen on those dang dang on a app
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I mean you're not brothers if you don't butt fuck each other
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Bro, SpongeBob got all those holes. Bruh, I don't know. I'm feeling so time away.
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mmha
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Literally literally my fucking reaction her about these dumb ass bitch with a funny bro this shit is pissing me off I feel sad for five minutes and a female sorry ruined it
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What is so absolutely fucking crazy that you're the one talking the only thing that you do for comedies hate on females and fucking scream like it's something else
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Not funny you're not original you're not cool no bitches you know you're doing the same shit that like 50 other dudes on this app doing the least you can do is be original one
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Real genuine question have you ever touched a woman in your entire life
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You're so dirty ass up like nobody fucking axle dumb ass Knigge