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All right would you rather date a tall guy who is poor he's ugly he's mean or would you rather date a short guy he's rich he's nice and he's very attractive
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Would you rather date a fat bitch or a skinny bitch? Let me know in the comments.
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Jim you know what it is, I'm gonna pick the bitch that can take care of me and has 3.8 million dollars in the bank Cuz I'm trying to be a stay at home house daddy
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Honestly, it depends what kind of fat we're talking about. But I mean if we're talking about like one of them is rich then probably the rich one, you know.
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Nah, we're talking about like troll, like ugly motherfucker, missing teeth and shit.
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Abyss with a fat ass
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That's Hella Jew bitches with fat asses be the baddest well most of the time
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Me personally I like bitches with it
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I'm living for your responses right now.
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Bed
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comply THANK YOU VERY MUCH for living outside the kijken
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Yeah, I'm not dating no fucking military grade tank. All right, so So, yeah.
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I say short guy because then if he disrespects me the type of way then I could beat his ass real quick. That's what's up.
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Hell yeah, hell yeah. Another one for Team Ward Farquaad.
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Mama-ma-ma-ma não permitiu? hehehe hehehe hehehe e meh meh meh mez
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miss ah
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But listen, if the tall bull disrespects you, all you gotta do is just reach up a little bit high karate chop him in the fucking throat and then now y'all at the same level.
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Da da da, I'm a tiger!
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Siri who very very
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Lord Farquaad for ever.
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So I'm gonna stand up, take my people with me, together we are going on this greater world.
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Bro I will still be the woman any chance I get to I can be 4 foot two and I will climb your ass like a tree
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I am fucking dead. She said be his ass.
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Short guy because then I can get things off of tall shelves and they can get things from low cupboards
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Hell yeah, hell yeah, Regis. My man is thinking about the home dynamic here. He's not trying to get that IKEA kitchen cupboard shelf 3, right? He's got to lock down some resources to get that camp.
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Um, you sound like Scott from The Kardashians.
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Mark, shut the fuck up.
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Are you seriously assuming his personality? Are you seriously don't know him now? He can't identify as anything you choose Scott. That's homophobic.
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Calm down Anthony she wasn't assuming anything bro she just say sounds like sky with her friend
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You want to be a girl, you sound pretty hot. You're trying to be my new online girlfriend. You're trying to maybe link up. But, you know, I got big feet and you know what they say about big feet.
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Cries Fuck it up
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Baby girl I'm kind of short myself
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Mari please shut the fuck up Knigge what are you talking about you sound stupid you sound autistic you dumb ass retarded ass bitch
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Buddy really does play the voice recording of Niven speaking. Why is bro on mute? Like both on mute for real for real.
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The short guy, but you see all the stuff you had to attach to him to make it worth it and how stupid you had to make the tall guy to make him not worth it for real.
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I appreciate your honesty, Leah. I think more people should just say They're all manner attractive because it's like a biological instinct, right? let's just be real with ourselves.
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I agree here I think biology is really the dictator of this whole thing some people are attracted to taller people short of people no matter the materialistic value
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It's the whole except me as I am assaninity. I'm gonna present myself at my sloppy is to you and you better like it If you want my best you better deal with my worst first y...yaw!
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Most men don't want a woman who's 300 pounds, and most women don't want a man who's 5 feet tall. Why do we have to go over this?
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If you fall outside of the range of desirability, then you're going to have to compensate with 15,000 things. like we see in the original sound ****. It is what it is.
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Yeah, I don't know why it did that. I don't know.
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Mate if you're like overweight even go on a treadmill and it will go away I wish I could go on a trip on a make myself toilet I'll be sick
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And the fact that people six feet or taller or only 15% of the population is much more likely for a short guy to have all those things, then a tall guy.
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You know I could get with a short short but like if they're like the same height as me than like how are we just fucked
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Don't worry, babe. I always carry my thug ladder around
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I know damn well you sure bro
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bro just from that comment you sound short as fuck now
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Yo fax I really don't wanna bitch that's like fucking fat and unhealthy with poor hygiene bro I like I don't wanna bitch that sounds like can I get too fast and I am a little bit no bro the fuck I don't care if you got money take care of yourself
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You're probably 4'8", so can you not?
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And you're probably the fat bitch I was talking about so can you not
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Definitely anything but fat but go off.
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Anyways, I don't like fat bitches so well, but if you take care of yourself, maybe but I don't know I like average girls Not fat. See, fat is different.
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What is average to you because if it's super skinny that is not very good.
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Well since we're having a meeting about this right now I take my average and a serious so I guess 175 is average
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Off topic, but your avatar kinda looks like Eddie Munson and it's kinda making me cringe. Sorry.
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And don't give no effs. She going for it. You're swinging for the homer. You're hitting the fastball outside, driving it out of the stadium. You don't care if this guy's trash you will make him into a diamond.
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You said it's what's on the inside that counts, but she said the tall guys mean so why would you pick the tall guy?
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You say that until you meet an actual guy and then... you
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Girl, you know your ass is lying. Why you lying?
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Girl you just contradicted everything you just said
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if they have big peepees does it count?
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Oh matters is the Empire bitch fuck you thank you I called girl nothing matters beach mommy I'm scared to be tower house you dumb ass for you sound stupid like girl and nobody want to marry a short man come on I'll beat you sound stupid like you know dang well
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Knocking on you sound ugly as fuck so I don't go paying really doesn't matter nets
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Trust me, no guy wants to be with you if you've done like that. You've done like a whole bit, ungod for real for real. No cat. No cat seen in flight. No console. playing the games.
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I agree with you but that lisp is crazy
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That's what I'm talking about my partner, my brother, what come in?
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Am I bro what am I hearing this right bro? What?
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She said what?
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Dude I just took a shit it actually started on my asshole Billy does shit fucking late I think it actually ripped it low-key like it actually hurts so bad I think I need your hospital bill that I can't fucking like that's her it was big as far as Knigge like it was working
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definitely short guy yeah I don't care if I'm gonna look like a skyscraper next to him as long as he as long as he rich man that's all I'm saying and he's nice and he's attractive like of course, of course
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Thanks for putting in perspective, Sierra. I've got a whole checklist I need to start getting to work on.
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I don't know who you are Mark, but you got this. I believe in you
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You got this, Mark. Get some money. Make it a free life for the woman. Because that's what they really want. That's what they're pursuing for. That's what she wants anyway.
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Ain't no God in you sure Orathai bitch shut the fuck up
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I want a tall, slim-eyed bitch that's gonna look over me in bed and run me to sleep. Oh god.
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Realist shit I've heard today
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I'd rather fuck a dude in general like let's be honest I support men all the way
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You
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Word man, word.
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Fax that's just fax
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