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Which vampire is the hottest vampire so we've got Edward from twilight we have spike from Buffy we have Damon from vampire diaries and we have Eric from true blood I'm gonna go ahead and say spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer is my absolute favorite then Damon then Eric than Edward your turn
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Playboy Cardi.
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Yes sir, yes sir, but it will be a party, yeah, yeah.
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K-A-E-G-G-E-W-Y-
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ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta<|jw|><|translate|> Yeah, I'm gonna cool with a cut up of you, sipping the rock.
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Shut yo dumb ass up right now bro I will fuck you in your ass so hard your ass turns into a pickle
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You're gay.
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협
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It looks like you have Beyoncé.
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I'm on the block, and I'm on the block When you do your up and you up and up I didn't do my stuff, I didn't do my stuff Send in every wrong, way, way, way, way, way, way
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This? This is the only right answer.
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My name is now what's up
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Uh, Damon for sure.
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I'm with Damon on this one but Edwards kind of creepy
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Yes I totally agree
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in that song, PERIOD eb k
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How are you gonna scare the spot
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Like
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Eww! Love.
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Playboy Cardi.
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I'm up, create, who's that?
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I can put out the sky and I still want to feel better
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Intro
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Hello Oh what's up Oh Oh What's up What's up I think body is in game Feel my face And it doesn't spread All in my
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Fuck yo niggas
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Forget Damon where is Enzo
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You are so fucking right, where's Enzo? He's hot as fuck, we need him. Not Damon Boy or Edward or the fuck who the other two are.
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Yeah you guys know it's up
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That's exactly what I'm saying, why he's so fine for he's better than all the motherfuckers she listed combined.
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Damon definitely
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Yo, I'm telling you Damon is literally the hottest one. You know who's also hot? Oh, Klaas is fucking hot as hell, but fucking Stefan whatever his name is Steven. Oh, he's so...
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Damon Klaus Stephen call Rebecca too though all of them a hug
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I'm not gonna lie Klaus is extremely hot too. God
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Damon and Catherine together in the 1860s definitely helped move along my sexual awakening
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But really, that was fucking fine!
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Damon, Damon, bitch fucking playboy Cardi, what are you talking about?
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I personally liked Jasper from Twilight.
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We are you so right Jasper so cute
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Yeah, I gotta say Cardi, Cardi, Cardi, you forgot fucking Cardi, Cardi, he's fucking hot as shit, I'd fuck
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You know, if a real bro had to eat his ass, bro, like that ass, actually, you know, I already ate his ass. know the fan he was talking about in the green room that was me.
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Damn right, she knows.
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Day 11 Hold on to peace As your body sink in, fill my face Hundred thousand spread out in my case Hola, goodori-
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Me because I'm a vampire.
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Okay, I'm gonna improve with a fatherly figure for you. It's not really showing that you have one, But you know, just to check in and make sure that you're feeling okay.
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Like, you just made my day worse, to be honest. I didn't need to hear that, but I did. And now I just want to jump off a cliff.
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They're all fucking ugly.
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I'm with you right here, on God I am.
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Why are you so harsh?
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Imagine being stupid as fuck you need someone else to roast somebody else being stupid as fuck you bitch Post up my dick and make me a sandwich bitch.
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Fuck your short dick ass saying.
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Cuz I really had to use like the subtitles for your ass like what the fuck are you saying? WOST Get off the a-
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Now fuck them. Vampirina or whatever her name was. That's it, that's it, she's so hot.
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