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All right if you see a girl at the bar or a club and you wanna go talk to her what is your go to pick up line and doesn't work
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I don't know. I don't know how to flirt. I guess with women, like when I've tried to flirt or like, you know, get with a girl, I just compliment them a lot because I know I love to be complimented. So I guess I'd do that and make her feel really special.
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Bitch you know how to FlixLatino cute cute shit probably a hoe probably ran through bitch I'm a Monica yeah that you ran through my seven black dude the back of 7-Eleven
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They are happy to be vrijnia,
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Yeah, now how you ran through
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Yo bro you're on demon time dog. You're on demon time.
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Yeah, my myth to go play is yo, nice shoes, wanna fuck? know it doesn't work.
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What the fuck?
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Now let me tell you that's some gangster shit boy.
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I didn't understand a single thing you just said.
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Get in my car or I'll fucking kill you
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That's gonna work buddy
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Nobody be honest like I think that's gonna work because like my pussies fucking soaking right now bro you can get it for sure
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This is what you do you walk up to them and they say and you say M hey honey I'm really sorry to bother you but I lost my number can I have yours instead
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Does this actually work? asking for a friend.
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At that point you deserve my number for actually making me laugh if nothing else.
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Thank you so much. I will be using this definitely.
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No it's also like this is gonna work mantle you she's like a little tipsy and drunk rest of my life totally makes sense here's my number save it don't lose it yeah
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I think just not thinking about it is the best thing just like hey what's up you having fun all right what are you doing you know I think just go on about it with without doing like a dumb line
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Yeah, I gotta agree with that one because when they start saying lines and stuff, it just gets cringy and I'm just like, nah, I'm gonna move over here.
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Yeah the best piece of advice I got is literally just walking towards someone it doesn't give your brain room to think of something so you think of some thing up on the spot and it legit works like 90% of the time
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I'm gay.
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Ain't nobody ask you Knigge if he was gay don't answer the question don't nobody care bro goddamn sway universities always gotta be public about you see about nobody care bro keep the line moving
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Be who you are for your prod
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Can you suck on my feet?
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Um, honey, your friend to get cancelled, so be ready to get cancelled.
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Again, bro, you're not in game time.
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I don't use these on girls but I'm gonna say it anyways. If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise to give it back.
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Oh, that would work on me. That would really work on me.
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Are you lightning? Cuz you're my queen
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Hey girl are you from Alabama because you're looking inbred
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What the fuck am I listening to
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Oh wow. The last answer. Wow
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