All right would you rather date a tall guy who is poor he's ugly he's mean or would you rather date a short guy he's rich he's nice and he's very attractive

suicide.

A big dick.

Quit because I want to fit in

None. None.

Personally, I'm fucking this short dude.

is what what why why do you gotta ask it like that why's it gotta be like why's the short guy gotta be rich and shit and the tall guy's gotta be a fucking schmuck like Don't fuck

Mine are red day lizard

What kind of question is that is like asking would you rather eat expired food or eat normal ass food all the same I'll pick the short person

Sure.

...Hey, the skinny bitch.