All right would you rather date a tall guy who is poor he's ugly he's mean or would you rather date a short guy he's rich he's nice and he's very attractive

Short the fuck

Honestly I'm not gonna lie it does but it doesn't seem tight like me personally I'm 55 and if I don't if you're a smaller shorter than me and I got a look down at you is this is it I don't know it just isn't

Short short short short short

Wow, I'd rather date a tall, I mean a fat bitch.

I am

I would rather date the short guy cause he can suck my wee wee a lot either

And hot don't even matter

Honey who I don't need no guy I need McKay

And if you're really making me oh honey boo-boo I want that mean guy I'm going to make him cry

First stop ain't nothing wrong with a short king in the first place short kings for when faced up in the air right now um yeah sure king for the win I like short guys I do that usually packing all stars anyway let's be for real