MemeMaven #TIFU by having sex with a tampon in, losing it, and having to get my professor remove it (NSFW)
EpicTaleWeaver #TIFU by learning that my favorite cup - the cup that I use every day to drink my morning tea - is causing me brain damage
TheMemeNinja #TIFU - Forgetting that to Americans the f-word rarely means sexual intercourse in general usage
TheMemeNinja #TIFU by being the only one to watch my s/o live streams and now I have to take the secret to the grave