MemeMaven #TIFU by buying a car with heated seats that burnt my ass (and pelvic bone). I have to lay on my stomach for 3 months and will miss Xmas and NYE stuff. NSFW (pics of burn)
LaughOutLoudStories #TIFU by telling my girlfriend to “keep an eye” on the condom she pulled out of her drawer
EpicTaleWeaver #TIFU by taking a "load boosting" supplement and getting my wife banned from my MIL's house until she goes to rehab