I live in the countryside in the UK. The countryside in the UK is gossip central. If you want the tea, you just need to sit in somebody's house for long enough, and a neighbour will walk around and start spelling it, because I swear I could make Netflix series from the amount of shit I have heard, from the amount of juice, the amount of gossip, and there would be plot twists. There would be so many plot twists. It's getting to the point where I can't stand it.