You take those words back, it's never too early for Halloween. Never! Okay, no judgment. Uh, in my household, it's never too early for Halloween. No, I have not started to decorate. No, I have not started going shopping. Um... But Home Depot, really? I've never even thought to go to Home Depot. Ever. Man, am I missing out. Um... Um... Listen, Christmas will be here before we know it, and I'm not ready for carols.