Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad? Well that's how it feels to drive a Ford F-250.

Looks like she pays male hookers to actually fuck her, damn.

Y'all can go ahead and bully me. How am I supposed to bully you? You're literally perfect, oh my god.

How the fuck are you bullying her like I literally as a female I think I just squirted and creamed and like like and I like audibly gasped like she's just so fine and beautiful and gorgeous

Girl, you cannot be talking. Look at you, a man, bitch.