Yeah, bro. For real.

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Oh wait I'm so sorry dude I didn't expect that I'm sorry though

I mean I wasn't really expecting you to know he was dead, but it's okay

You're right you're right anyway I don't know

Alright bros, you did this to yourself, I have to do this to you.

Uh, oh shit, I did not read this before I said what I said. Hey, uh, do something for me and ignore what I just said. The other one. Cause, I'm sorry, I didn't know. I'm so sorry, bro. I'm so, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Bro, I just got it out today, and I see your ass every fucking where, like every, every fucking comment section I see you. I bet you can see a lot of time on your ass.

Because I'll be everywhere. I'll be up, I'll be down, I'll be all the way around. I'll be at the red, I'll be at the blue, I'll be at the purple. I'm everywhere.

Um, what the fu-

I'm terrified.

Trust you should be.

Okay, that statement kind of makes me wonder what sound that was that you were doing. Please let me know. Because I'm having some very, very crazy assumptions in my mind.

Listen here, butch-ass Rachel. Help me, bitch. I've been sitting here and this bitch has kept me held hostage for 13 days. I've been getting, trying to yell help for y'all bitch-ass ******, but y'all won't help me. Save me. I mean for real. Save me. Man, shut your bitch-ass up, Goofy. And don't worry about him. He just had too much crack. He killed Mickey! Save me!