Yo, bro, check this out, I'm not fucking fat, I do have a fucking job, and I'm not jealous of anybody. You know what? It's called roasting, dumbass. So now I'm gonna roast you with your bald-headed ass-looking ass motherfucker, wishing you had grapes in your mouth-looking ass motherfucker, begging your mama for two dollars for a fucking candy bar-looking ass motherfucking *****, begging your daddy to take you to Disney World-looking ass motherfucker, looking like you got skid up on your head by a lawnmower-looking ass motherfucker. Yeah, that's right, motherfucker, motherfucker.