Hey, has your girlfriend ever beat you with a wet spaghetti noodle because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad? Well, that's how it feels to drive a Ford F-150.

Nice jeans, wow. Tell me where you got- well, you don't have to tell me where you got them, I'll just rip them off your body the next time I see you crossing the street. Have a nice day.

Damn, this girl pretty as fuck. I want some of her.

That's my Hellcat. Don't you like that? I know you do.

I love your jeans and I love your like whole outfit but clean your mirror please.

Fashion let's break it down piece by piece. We're gonna start with the top nice black top it really goes a Compliments pants and the pants in the top go together. Well the shoes is not my style But you know they probably fit you they're probably complete the fit for you So, you know, I'm gonna say that's a solid solid eight. It's like eight just because the shoes I don't like the shoes but the jeans the tops are cool You know, you got the you got the get the bracelets the wristbands the hair ties W always got to have those.

I love your mirror, your mirror looks dope.

I love country girls bc yall always know how to get me racing like a horse from how fine yall are

You're mean and fresh and your ass look like you shop at Old Navy. Your ass look dirty, nasty, like your ass look like you gotta go to the fuckin' la ****. Like, no, no. And you a white girl too. And that dirty ass man, get some fuckin' spray that shit down, wipe it down. It's not that hard. Like, no, no. Wipe it down. And why, ugh, you, ugh.

Hit that mirror with low index.