No god you're so pretty pretty you look so good I love you

Oh my gosh, I love you too, Sting!

I totally didn't just trip. That's totally not what that little hole was because that would be sad if I just tripped while recording that. You know what I'm saying?

By the way I think I just gave you a follow if I didn't really check OK stink that was funny that you were like I think I tripped I think I heard it by the way but oh part whatever but yeah let's talk and maybe be friends

100% let's definitely be friends because you know you shop because I want to be friends with pretty people and you're pretty people So yeah, because you know when you're around people that look good you just feel elevated

OK bet you're freaking gorgeous too I probably said that couple times but yeah I love meeting people on this app and like talking to pretty people too and yeah I'm just meeting people by the way if some of your sis I am not trying to talk to those weird dudes like come on like get off my page there's so weird right but yeah let's talk girly

They do be weird as hell, but I think weird people are funniest fuck. Like if you say something weird, I'm gonna just laugh. You know what I'm saying? And like people that like may hate comments, I think that's funniest fuck too. Cuz like... It's always the strangers on the internet. And it's always the ones that have no posts and no profile picture. So I think it's hilarious. So don't even take this shit to heart, cuz you're gorgeous. And you're out there, you're putting yourself out there, you know. You got that kind of confidence, you know. And they're just weird.

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I'm trying to contact you about your car insurance. Can I please have your social security number?

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Girl, I'll let it grow anytime. Um, girl, you got some riz. Okay, girl, I see you.

Thanks! You're freaking gorgeous! Like, what are you talking about? I literally love your background music. That's freaking hilarious. We should talk for sure.

Girl OK at 7.5 not bad I am not be sick I'm sorry that my mama angles bad and I'm not 12 I'm actually 16 But girl like what is happening with your profile picture those glasses are literally like nicely

Yeah for sure I would love to call and I will for sure follow you thanks for following me and Thanks for writing me at eight and saying I'm pretty but yeah I'm totally fine with that you follow me and because I will put my number in the chat that when I follow you and yeah your voice thing

Damn ***** you just ripped the fuck out of her. Good shit my *****, you rippin up these bitches on this shit though. Hey she definitely wants you *****, I wouldn't fold this shit right here. I mean you cannot fumble the bag *****, you're fucking in. Don't fumble that shit, you are in. Just one step away from getting that bitch ass stuck in your butt.