The biggest, chunkiest, fattest lie someone has ever told me is that they've never lied before. And obviously that is a lie because if I just ask for a pencil to borrow, like during class or anything, she'll be like, no, my grandma gave that to me, no, my mom gave that to me, my dad, my brother, my mom, my sister, my grandma gave that to me before they died. so you can't use it, I'm sorry.