Broccoli or Brussels sprouts? or broccolini?

Broccoli and Britney I keep seeing you popping up on here. I think that's low-key assigned like you sound mad cube type shit I think you should hear me out.

This is just my opinion, but Brussels sprouts taste better than broccoli. So I'm going to have to go with Brussels sprouts.

Definitely broccoli and brussels sprouts are way too chewy for me like why does it take like three or four minutes to chew

I want to choose Brussels sprouts because they're tastier to me but I feel like I ate a lot of broccoli because it's just easier to cook for my son