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This is gonna be good. What do you think is the biggest red flag when you first meet somebody?
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When she started shaking that ass and poop falls out of her butt and it lands on my dick and now it smells like shit I think that's gotta be one of the most biggest red flags for me. What do you guys think?
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Ain't no way, that shit was too specific. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Able like that ass fat you know where I'm at
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Bro you sound like the guy from TikTok the one that's like follow me you fucking idiot
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You're moving fast for your first date.
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dude who have you slept with jesus christ
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You sound like a whole president.
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Who the fuck let Patrick Bateman out of the closet?
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The real question here is why are we talking about red flags and green flags I'm off OK here's a white flag I surrender I give up
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Oh my god. Jesus.
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Bro you're so fucking nasty for saying that fucking shit that is nasty as fuck bro
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You know bro, honestly, I don't think I'd know because nobody likes me and you know I've never ever had my first girlfriend, so I'm just gonna kill myself tonight and end it all
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Should I call someone? Bye...
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No, honestly, don't follow my example. Don't kill yourself. Like, you can do what you want, but please don't try to take your own life. It's not the way to go. I mean, I would know.
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Bro the music playing in the fucking back road is getting to me bro
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That was the point of the whole joke, honestly. I've had so many people reply and like, think it's for real. Like, somebody damaged me earlier and was like, Please don't kill yourself, you're loved.
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I'm dead bro. Do you need help? I should say you two are therapist.
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Yeah, don't worry, I'm about to be dead. You don't need to call an old therapist.
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nigga cryin' about it nobody ever gonna like you gonna be lonely your whole life ain't nobody on love you feel like nobody likes me playing sad music in the background you don't be lonely your whole life under there.
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Noooo don't do that you'll find someone I promise you've got this
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Chucho ugly ass up you go free. That's why you got earphones from fucking 1985 Which are ugly as no fucking hair looking like french fry over here shut your dumbass up bitch What's your
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I hope you are OK I am just so you know relationships are not worth it they make you so much more depressed
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Bro when a fat big booty bitch just got due to hanging off her booty bro do not fucking eat that shit do not fucking put your tongue in your ho no that shit attempting do not put that shit in there
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Yeah that's what I'm saying man I love hearing that doodle shit fart poop shit guacamole shit on a bummer that shit is a guacamole chicken nuggets french fries chipotle brown rice looking ass guacamole penis dick mean
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What kind of bitch do you be dating?
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Hey, shawty ain't going all night, you sound fine as hell. Hey, you German? Cause I could be German. Ha ha ha ha!
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That's a good circle is that her a day or night in the login
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Knigge I know about you with me personally I love that shit I love when I'm on my bitch says I do see a little chocolate shit there Nager I got to get it
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That was funny as hell
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No, no
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Oh hell nah bro what the fuck
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Empty there's crazy, bro.
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Where were you? Who fucking did that shit to you?
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100% if she drives a Nissan Ultima
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What do you drive?
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Probably not an Nissan Ultima. Stupid ass question.
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I just wanted to know what he drove dumbass shut the fuck up
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If he drives a Dodge Charger, Challenger, or even a Hellcat. Red flag.
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Man you guys talking about cars is shit man I want to fuck a horse man You
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Oh hell nah but what the hell Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Bro what the fuck is wrong with the hell cat like even other boats they're nice as hell and if I had like 80 K to throw I would definitely buy one
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Oh, this guy's actually looking out there and he's just, bro, and he's all here really clowns. God give me hope.
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When he or she wants to sleep with you on the very first day, or meet each other, that just shows that she's either, or he is either easy and accessible, or that he does it often, or she does it often.
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My little boy. Oh
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Every day I set off to nestle many times, you woke the wave not so often, bitches done
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When you're in the when you're on your day with them and they start talking about her ex
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Yo, for real, I fucking hate that shit bro. facts
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For real like I low-key hate people like that do you like I'm trying to fucking care about what your ex did Julian care about that shit
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Man, for real, I hate that shit. I'm sorry, god, they always talk about their exes like, come on, we don't give a fuck about it, fuckin' ass ex bro
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I would like our traction hard for them to just goes away like no fuck fuck you you're you're fucking weird
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Ray like if you're not over your eggs and just say that like I don't get why people so talking about the when they're on the date like what I don't know I think it's weird like there's no need for you to talk about your ex
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I think mostly like people just talk about their ex because probably the people that are around with or talking with them about their ex still and obviously they're not over them yet