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If you were only able to go to one of these for the rest of your life, which one are you choosing? The beach or the lake?
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I don't like to fuck big black man on the lake. I like to do on a beach where they sit and be awake I don't like them going to sleep on the lake because that shit is born eating niggas ass while he's snoring
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Bro what is this boy you just shut up I don't know who left it at that but it was that funny
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Oh, what? Like shut the fuck up you fat bitch you can't even read properly
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Such an ugly ass little bitch ass little nigga.
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Big body built ass ugly asshole
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Mariah sound a little congested.
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What the fuck? You fucking gay ass nigga.
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Yo shut the fuck up you ghetto bitch
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You can't even walk up steps you big bitch.
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oh my f**k
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Sure, son, switching ass up
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I would go to a beach. The reason why I would go to a beach is because like lakes are not fun. Like it has its novelty of like 15 to 20 minutes but just no. Like there's no instant way of like having fun.
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Thank you, Greg. Somebody said it. 15 to 20 minutes. That's the bandwidth for a lake. That's it. I mean, we don't need to get sunburn all day. We don't need to, like, get so drunk we get hydrated and like have to go to the hospital like maybe I guess I have bad friends.
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That is so natural like the lakes in Georgia you can grill like it's a lot of it's like a park It's like a big link like, you know, it's fun. I don't get why you say it's not fun.
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I could spend all day at the beach or either the lake but the ocean actually has as hill infecters and most lakes and like towns are dirty. So, that's that.
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Actually, that's not that. And this is Duff The Beginner.
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You don't hang out with the right people you do not hang out through right people because I like do you like if so fun so fun
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Okay, um, how about we just lower the tone and set the fuck up?
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The beach 100%. I don't even like going to lakes. Last time I went to one I got sick so they're just dirty.
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Sorry to hear that, you know.
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You sound like ice space.
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Oh god, that's what I was gonna say.
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Spice, dup.
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Are they not heard of it I spice route set a talking with loyal bro I spy loop
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Come I'm gonna come on my car I'm gonna come
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For real, yeah, in lakes are just gross and the water is nasty, like most of the time.
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Shut up bitch, I don't give no fuck.
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You have more of an area to explore with the lake and more things to do Than with the beach Especially because the beach is a lot more dangerous Don't get me wrong beaches are beautiful and fun. I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've been to many beaches and I've
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Some people like the danger though, Leslie. I'm not knocking lakes by any means. I'm just saying it's a complex question because they're fundamentally different places.
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Well, Leslie, depending on where you go, some lakes can be more dangerous than oceans. I mean, that's more wilderness. You know what I mean? for bears.
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You're absolutely right, I completely forgot about that. 100% accrued.
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Shut the fuck up, Leslie. Nobody cares.
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00 my God Leslie I think you need to shut your bitch ass up boy listen to this Teletubby bitch ass Knigge and listen to him about his bro shut the fuck away
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I'm gonna have to go with Leights 2, I don't blame you girl.
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Who cares?
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Like for sure. Like for sure. I don't care what anybody says. Like!
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Thank you for God, thank you for Jesus, thank you for nature and heaven, thank you for love, Thank you for nature, and thank you for dreams, and thank you for our...
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Nigah, huh?
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why are you saying like it's lake you dumb bitch
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I'm Caribbean so I obviously chose the beach
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Does that even count though? Aren't your- isn't the beach like the lake at the same time? That's like, you're kinda cheating. Like you get both you get the best of both worlds
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the beach
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Nah, you choosing in between my legs.
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I'm sorry what?
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You heard me.
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Uh... I'm sorry, what's in between your legs? I'm confused. I don't get it.
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You!
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Sorry, I am really slow. I've never had a woman say this before. To me at least.
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Well, you're hearing it now, so get some rays.
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fresh I I'm with you bro I've never seen I've never seen like a bold strategy like that I'm happy for you I am but yikes good luck
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What strategy? I just want to go see ladies in bikinis See if one of them wants some lotion or sunscreen on their back. That's it.
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Bro, I'm about to put in stupid turns for you. She won't show dick in between her legs like Uh, just... personally? Ew no I'll admit.