What lie did your parents tell you when you're a little for no damn reason like for example my mom told me she was allergic to dogs just cause she didn't want one

Bow are you still taking the trash out of my eyes would be lazy and not try to tie a bag bro my mom told me that you had a tie the bag before you put it in the dumpster otherwise it was illegal and you could get in trouble for that shit I was pissed when I found out you didn't do

My mama told me that like babies with me from hotdogs there's a pills on a hotdog in the mama AJ I thought you need babies made yeah and I'm talking to it for the next of my life

My dad told me that he was born in Jamaica and my grandmother found him in the trashcan just because he wants to be Jamaican I guess it's crazy

Man, this was endless. Um, word of a yin. that they were happy together?

They told me they love me

My mom told me that my childhood cat Goldie ran away, but then when I turned 18, she slipped up and told me that she threw her out because the cat got pregnant.

That the fucking lights on in the car at night was illegal. Why?

That Santa Claus is real.

That when they're when they have kids there the baby comes out of the stomach

My dad told me his joint was just a back joint.