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Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section
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What do you do to make a tissue dance? You put a little bug in it.
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That was funny. I ain't gonna lie, you did. It was your laugh. It wasn't the delivery. It was your laugh. That was funny though.
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Ahahahahahahahaaa
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Aar! Hahahaha
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Kingdom logo Myrei Gum
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elevator takes public moet
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Yo yo yuyo yuyo yuyo?
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but nobody every everyone in Wampie is laughing here-eyey here-eyo yo heo yo heo yo Mohammad Fist, fist, fist, fist.
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Shut the fuck up.
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Oh, Feo up
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Hey, what's a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
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Eeeeeeewww! Eeeeeeewww!
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Hahahaha!
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H21
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Bro, he can't be that funny for real. Oh
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Oh yeah, that's a good one, that's a- Arhh!
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I had a gummy bear a hill you wow
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That's so funny.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm a person out of the episode.
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Ha ha ha Hmmm temples are painted, grossly so.
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Mommy? Yes? Stick my balls! You're a fat bitch! Hooray!
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What did the day say to the whole? I mean punch that shit inside that beat. Punch that dick all in your stomach. Dick all in your stomach. Dick all in your stomach. they're coming
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I don't know what kind of dad you got my dad never said that
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I don't know what day you guys you have Hulu TV they're talking like that you need a damn player
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há há plural
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How is my dad to sound like that to me
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Terra's maid c Terra is like a bad thing Searching for the truth TFA TFA And I can't believe I'm spreading out On a Strying Write Say Write This is for you
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No, this must gotta be the best one. Out of all of these, this is the best one.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Who raised you
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Yes smack pull your hair smack your ass bitch you bad I do not mind of a dick all in your family they go to your stomach for your hair is Mario ass bitch you better do not run
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I say dick down I dick you down dick you down
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You call someone with no eyes, no ears, no skin, nobody. I mean with no nose and nobody. Nobody knows.
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Bougie Reggie I was corny
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nigga nigga you can't even finish this bitch
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A cripple.
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The mastered
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Bruh shut up
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Ain't no way.
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Really really just fucking solid dude you couldn't even finish the joke fucking solid man
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Bro said what do you call a nonexistent person
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I don't have a dad
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Angle library how many no I'm gonna know if you emoji shit please contact me my snap Felix underscore sl I'm really need that information pronto immediately right now
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What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? crackers with cheese
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Oh wow, this joke is so, it's so bad. Oh gosh.
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Oh my God bro