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This is for the guys girls you can save this for later Guys, what is something that a girl does that will turn you off on a first day or make you not want to cover at all.
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If they don't pay for your food, like what the fuck? Like I'm not supposed to pay for that shit? Nah, get the fuck out.
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Bro says she gotta pay for everything, I feel you bro Y'all I'm walking out, she better pay Fuck you, sir, pero.
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If she thought I'd get so dick tonight, she better pay for that shit.
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If you broke this data.
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You ate it all up. I'm dead. I'm fucking dead.
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You thought this was, but we not finna waste our time. Valuable time. On no broke woman. Sorry, that's just how it is.
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Y'all be fucking everybody all damn day, but you can't pay for my meal. I know you be stealing that money. Sheep.
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And we not finna waste our valuable money on a broke man.
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Sir.
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Are we not gonna be a waste no money on a broke bitch like who is that I was gonna date you too that's funny as hell get the fuck out
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You having to rely on a woman to pay for your food? That's you being a bitch, so come on now.
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Really gotta say I don't know if you other guys can relate but you know she got a dick she gotta go
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Deezo, I feel like you're that guy in the friend group that like everybody goes to as the jokester But then like some of your jokes don't pop off, right? They're not all home runs So then like people just kind of look at you But you know we always shake off because they're like, yeah, that's Deezo then you know we still include you in the group but like they're not all fun.
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Who are you You really are the boys over girl you do for me for real
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Hello.
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Hello
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Bro, what are you talking about? That is 10 times better. I'm a goad. They come with the act.
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I don't think anybody can relate to you stupid bitch.
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Here that boy you know I'm fucking a celebrition shit up the fire style license spaghetti
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Calm down Kimberly. It was a joke. Whoa
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You'll stop whispering dog. I bet your parents don't let you cuss if you ain't old enough to cuss then don't cuss bruh. Like damn bruh. I-I don't think anybody can like- Like shut the fuck up bro, nobody asked
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Not for real, like if she's packing more than me, she gotta go.
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I'ma go ahead and insist myself. If a girl has bad breath, hell nah you ain't getting a second date.
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Bereich
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Hrm, hrm, hrm!
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Pack it up, Shawty. That fucking breastnut like is.
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How to click or get on this app? Please let me know.
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Oh God!
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It is.
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Bro I am fucking screaming but I feel you same way
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You'll be up front to hurt a pressure teeth, damn.
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For real
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I want you to want to talk about Zodiacs and signs.
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Alright, here's the thing about zodiac signs. It's confirmation bias, right? So like, women need something to believe in. If they don't believe in men, they're gonna believe in a zodiac. So, just give her a reason to stop believing, man. Just give a reason to stop believe.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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I'm a little too young but I think I think I can relate to the do you tell me a come in late personally
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It's not even about Whether you believe in Zodiacs or not, it's just that you really think that it has something to do with you, like...
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What do you mean what the fuck is wrong with him? Staying here with God damn Laney trying to mind his business and ask fucking replies? That's fucking question bro, damn.
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What the fuck is wrong with you you dumb ass astronomical bitch no one likes the zodiac signs like are you a fucking idiot well you won't even get a second text back on this bitch fuck is wrong with you bitch
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Girl, you don't be fucking with Zodiac signs, you want some other shit man. And if you like this, don't forget to subscribe to Act Science.
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Bitch, I hope something bad happens to you.
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No that ass fuck you mean you can't fuck with me because I'm a Pisces the fuck
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Shut the fuck up
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Y'all be saying the most superficial shit on here the only person I literally heard was just like a bad attitude to the waitress I hear that I hear that because I can't do it. No like unhealed as person Like, you can brush her teeth and stick gum in that bitch.
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I'm a need you to stop in my pick up the English dictionary or download Rosetta Stone or Babel because I don't know what the fuck you just said Jones
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Yeah bro bad just yell at the fuck
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You sound like a struggle and Windex bottle trying to open the spray
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Nah struggling wind eggs bottle is crazy, bro
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Yeah I'm a keep it a buck with you that shit was mad corny
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Kiwi feel amere shucho gas those
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Says the person with the key fuck in classes on what day is that a fucking Hawaiian shirt or digital asked her what the fuck is that supposed to be OK go after
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Um, little JoJo, get your ass off of my fucking comment. I know your ass from somewhere, I know you was smashing a homie before, don't play me, Do not blame me.
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Search yo ****** ass up ***** you got no bitches so she switched to that dick and I bet you're not pulling no dick off of just quit out like you know
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If they don't pay for my food and then suck my dick afterwards because what the fuck that's no manners
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feminism is back alright in the driver's seat again men are too much you know we're burdened by a lot man just take care of us that's all we're asking you You know what I'm saying?
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Men paying is so fucking patriarchal like at this point we should just pay for our own food unless it's like birthday time or like you're the one asking us out if we're asking you out that we pay if you ask us out then we pay I mean you pay
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Well nobody's talking y'all crusty ass dick
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Um, MinPain is actually a slow-pager-car call, like, uh, shut the fuck up.
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Mark I gotta say I've seen a few verifies and I fucking love all of them I think you're gonna be the first motherfucker in a cowboy hat all over follow
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Know if you took them on the first date if you took any girl on a first date you should buy the food you should pay for the whole damn meal because you took them she didn't take you so what the fuck
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Oh no family is bad so fuck up bro no one cares in 2023 but what the fuck do you expect bro shut up
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Right bruh, how fucking dare them, like get yourself a bitch that was raised right?
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I ate but...
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Write this exactly what the fuck I'm saying like if you asked me on the date you should pay for it if I ask you then I will pay for it like this is how it should go
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when they are rude to the way to roll waitresses or like people in public in general.
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That is very true. I hate that too.
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Why such a fucking mouth? The sound of their voice doesn't mean what gender they like. Shut your mouth. Probably ugly as hell.
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Ha ha ha ha! Yo, fuck that bitch.
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I thought later he was fucking ill. I'm barely now. Be quiet. It's like he's out of the hospital. See ya for어야!
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You sound like you **** ankles, bro, what the fuck?
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Maybe I'll **** your ankles.
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You can't tell what gender somebody likes by their voice, so just shut up and that's not how stuff works. So you can't tell what gender they like by their voice.
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Yeah that's true because I also like reflects like who they are like really and like that they're rude
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Girl shes a b***h ass up with yo b****** looking ass Obviously looking ass b**** Check out my other people with the Kimberly name b**** Dumbass home.
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Me personally I take this offensively not to the boy who said if she's mean to the waitress because that's not my type of person but you're the bitch I wanted to say if I don't pay for your food but you're the man you do a bitch
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Girl, what the hell are you talking about? Girl, you are a child, ain't nobody paying for your dinner besides your mama. Ahhhhh!
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Yes, Queen, yes! You're such a baddie, yes!
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Why would I pay for somebody's dinner who I just met or I'm just starting a date maybe it's not going to work it maybe you know you're going to leave me so what's the point.
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If you're axing somebody to go on a date your very first day you will have to pay the music because you asked them they didn't actually you know if the date didn't go good or not you leave the motherfucking restaurant and you go about your business and leave the fuck the rest of her
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in the next episode
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No cause if someone asked me on a date and I show up like a mad ass me on at eight and I show up and he's not gonna pay bitch what the fuck do you ask me what I did for that don't make no sense like bye I'll see
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fucks cuz these guys are dumb as fuck like how are you gonna ask someone to go out and like not pay when this was your idea? I don't know.
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You're so attractive, bro
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Those sign things cause a girl she told me she said it was my son I said I know I told her my birthday that she said I had cancer like what how I got cancer they just don't mix
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KB, that's such a cancer thing to say bro. Probably having pool parties for your birthday and July and shit. I can tell. I can tell. It's alright. I didn't need an invite. I just, you know, whatever. Have your party.
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It's not in July and you can come to my birthday party for free I'm gonna force you to go to my birthday party Mark you were yeah just wait till I find you on Google maps you come to my
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You a Scorpio?
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No what does that mean what does the Scorpio mean what is what are these Shit about it bro
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Honors for me as a girl even with the fuck a sign is either maybe I'm still young I don't know
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Scorpio is like your zodiac sign like Aries Gemini Sagittarius Leo yeah autos
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oh
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All I know is that my son is the Cross hallelujah praise the Lord glory be to God
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If she's a specter, me to pay for everything and not even like doing a gesture of paying. It's coming broke. That's where Flag, if she pre-occupied on her phone, take them like like telephone calls.
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Bro, what do you mean a gesture? I don't I don't want that stupid handshit I don't want her to just like touch my hand I want her to like get dessert, you know and like we're going the cold stone I'm getting the gotta have it. All right, cuz dollar for dollar. That's the best value. All right. I'm getting the large cold stone
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Okay..
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HAHAHAHA Oh my fucking god.
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I get you. Bye!
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Yes, period is giving broke bitch.
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that the girl card I see it it that's gamey that girl vibe shit Okay, I see.
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