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This is for the guys girls you can save this for later Guys, what is something that a girl does that will turn you off on a first day or make you not want to cover at all.
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If they don't pay for your food, like what the fuck? Like I'm not supposed to pay for that shit? Nah, get the fuck out.
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Bro says she gotta pay for everything, I feel you bro Y'all I'm walking out, she better pay Fuck you, sir, pero.
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If she thought I'd get so dick tonight, she better pay for that shit.
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If you broke this data.
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You ate it all up. I'm dead. I'm fucking dead.
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You thought this was, but we not finna waste our time. Valuable time. On no broke woman. Sorry, that's just how it is.
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Y'all be fucking everybody all damn day, but you can't pay for my meal. I know you be stealing that money. Sheep.
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And we not finna waste our valuable money on a broke man.
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Sir.
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Are we not gonna be a waste no money on a broke bitch like who is that I was gonna date you too that's funny as hell get the fuck out
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You having to rely on a woman to pay for your food? That's you being a bitch, so come on now.
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Really gotta say I don't know if you other guys can relate but you know she got a dick she gotta go
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Deezo, I feel like you're that guy in the friend group that like everybody goes to as the jokester But then like some of your jokes don't pop off, right? They're not all home runs So then like people just kind of look at you But you know we always shake off because they're like, yeah, that's Deezo then you know we still include you in the group but like they're not all fun.
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Who are you You really are the boys over girl you do for me for real
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Hello.
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Hello
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Bro, what are you talking about? That is 10 times better. I'm a goad. They come with the act.
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I don't think anybody can relate to you stupid bitch.
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Here that boy you know I'm fucking a celebrition shit up the fire style license spaghetti
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Calm down Kimberly. It was a joke. Whoa
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You'll stop whispering dog. I bet your parents don't let you cuss if you ain't old enough to cuss then don't cuss bruh. Like damn bruh. I-I don't think anybody can like- Like shut the fuck up bro, nobody asked
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Not for real, like if she's packing more than me, she gotta go.
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I'ma go ahead and insist myself. If a girl has bad breath, hell nah you ain't getting a second date.
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Hrm, hrm, hrm!
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Pack it up, Shawty. That fucking breastnut like is.
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How to click or get on this app? Please let me know.
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Oh God!
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It is.
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Bro I am fucking screaming but I feel you same way
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You'll be up front to hurt a pressure teeth, damn.
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For real
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I want you to want to talk about Zodiacs and signs.
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Alright, here's the thing about zodiac signs. It's confirmation bias, right? So like, women need something to believe in. If they don't believe in men, they're gonna believe in a zodiac. So, just give her a reason to stop believing, man. Just give a reason to stop believe.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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I'm a little too young but I think I think I can relate to the do you tell me a come in late personally
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It's not even about Whether you believe in Zodiacs or not, it's just that you really think that it has something to do with you, like...
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What do you mean what the fuck is wrong with him? Staying here with God damn Laney trying to mind his business and ask fucking replies? That's fucking question bro, damn.
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What the fuck is wrong with you you dumb ass astronomical bitch no one likes the zodiac signs like are you a fucking idiot well you won't even get a second text back on this bitch fuck is wrong with you bitch
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Girl, you don't be fucking with Zodiac signs, you want some other shit man. And if you like this, don't forget to subscribe to Act Science.
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Bitch, I hope something bad happens to you.
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No that ass fuck you mean you can't fuck with me because I'm a Pisces the fuck
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Shut the fuck up
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Y'all be saying the most superficial shit on here the only person I literally heard was just like a bad attitude to the waitress I hear that I hear that because I can't do it. No like unhealed as person Like, you can brush her teeth and stick gum in that bitch.
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I'm a need you to stop in my pick up the English dictionary or download Rosetta Stone or Babel because I don't know what the fuck you just said Jones
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Yeah bro bad just yell at the fuck
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You sound like a struggle and Windex bottle trying to open the spray
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Nah struggling wind eggs bottle is crazy, bro
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Yeah I'm a keep it a buck with you that shit was mad corny
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Kiwi feel amere shucho gas those
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Says the person with the key fuck in classes on what day is that a fucking Hawaiian shirt or digital asked her what the fuck is that supposed to be OK go after